Dear Santa,
We are looking forward to Christmas very much and have been very good boys and girls all year. We have built a worthy collection of art and supported several charity shops at the same time. We haven't written nasty things about controversial artists or their beds and we haven't knocked over any expensive Chinese vases.
Please stop at our house on Christmas Eve. We will leave you two mince pies and a glass of sherry as well as a saucer of milk for Rudolph.
Here is our list:
Tickets to the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, inclusive of flights from Heathrow Airport. We want to have a thorough look round the gallery so we will also need two weeks accommodation at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel. Plus a bit of spending money for the shops.
An art lesson from Banksy. This will let us decorate the outside of our house in a stunning fashion and increase the value of our home by about ten million times!
The Tate Art Collector card game. This will keep the family occupied when they visit and with our superior knowledge of art we will always win!
Finally a picture of sunflowers to brighten up the Winter days. The one by Van Gogh looks quite nice and we will make every effort to find a space on our wall for it.
Finally, finally, a year's supply of Pringles crisps so we have something to nibble on as we admire our own little art collection.
Vicky and Vince,
Love Your Art
We are looking forward to Christmas very much and have been very good boys and girls all year. We have built a worthy collection of art and supported several charity shops at the same time. We haven't written nasty things about controversial artists or their beds and we haven't knocked over any expensive Chinese vases.
Please stop at our house on Christmas Eve. We will leave you two mince pies and a glass of sherry as well as a saucer of milk for Rudolph.
Here is our list:
Tickets to the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, inclusive of flights from Heathrow Airport. We want to have a thorough look round the gallery so we will also need two weeks accommodation at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel. Plus a bit of spending money for the shops.
An art lesson from Banksy. This will let us decorate the outside of our house in a stunning fashion and increase the value of our home by about ten million times!
The Tate Art Collector card game. This will keep the family occupied when they visit and with our superior knowledge of art we will always win!
Finally a picture of sunflowers to brighten up the Winter days. The one by Van Gogh looks quite nice and we will make every effort to find a space on our wall for it.
Finally, finally, a year's supply of Pringles crisps so we have something to nibble on as we admire our own little art collection.
Vicky and Vince,
Love Your Art
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